Many of you have asked - "Hey Gogo, sometimes I feel shy, how can I start a conversation at a Christmas Party?" Here are some of my favorites:
- Would you like a glass of eggnog?
- My, what beautiful wrapping paper!
- Iceland is cold this time of year.
- Do you normally wear a helmet?
- Christmas bulbs are round, but sometimes oval.
- Say, can you spell Czechoslovakia?
- We don’t wear our football cleats in the house.
- What would the President do?
- I like the part where it says ‘glue tab A to tab B’.
- Does your car have snow tires?
- Maybe Santa should get a nose ring or tat.
- Christmas cookies are the best.
- Cat-hooks allow you to use your furry pets as ornaments.
- Hey, how about that Federal tax policy.
- We roll our own Christmas tamales!
- Last year I got the glitter in my right eye.
- Maybe the Denver Broncos should trade for Brett.
- We should only use our inside voices.
- Did you try the Bolivian Brea?
- Say, that Gingerbread house has structural defects.
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